You should buy your girlfriend 12 red roses and send them to her at work so all of her co-workers can see what a great guy you are.

In the evening, you should take her out for an overpriced, candle lit dinner.

And then you should punch yourself in the face, head butt a concrete wall and ask your best friend to electrocute you for being such a wimp, such a loser, such a pussy and such a tit.

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

Filed under: advice, dating, Doctor, Dr, Dr. Smack, life coach, love, problems, Questions, relationship advice, relationship issues, romance, self-help, smack, smack therapy, therapy, truth, advice, blews, couples, dating, ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, guy, guy blews, help, issues, loser, love, mars, men, relationship, relationships, romance, self, self-help, singles, smack, therapy, truth, valentine's day, venus