Because she’s your wife. & she still ends up with half your money. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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1. Get a divorce. 2. Buy ‘Marriage & How To Avoid It’ by Guy Blews (www.marriageandhowtoavoidit.com) 3. Don’t encourage your kids to get married, like every other idiot divorcee out there – prevention is better than cure. 4. Don’t get re-married like every other single idiot out there. Now you know what happens - and just so [...]

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The full question: ‘My wife had an affair and I caught her; what should I do? I don’t want to lose her.’ The answer: Step up your game, fool. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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The full question: ‘My wife sings in the shower and it’s really bad but she thinks it’s really good. How do I stop her from ruining my morning?” The answer: Get in the shower with her… And stick something in her mouth. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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The full question: ‘Dude, My ex wife of 11 years hates me sooo bad! I left her because she had an ongoing affair with her boss. I found my new wife (8yrs younger and 10 times as hot). My ex is getting married today (!) but I still have to go to court every year [...]

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