I don’t know. And I don’t care. Guy Blews (aka.Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Because the boys want to blame the size of their tiny winkie on the outside temperature. And the girls want an excuse to be overweight, blubbery and/or pastey white. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Let the cat out of the house for 2 full days. If it comes back you can keep it. If not, problem solved. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Because you think that you matter. But you don’t. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Tell him you have herpes… and syphilis. That should work. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Don’t spend any… Are you really that stupid? Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) www.SmackTherapy.com

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No. But if I did, I would want to go to hell… it would be so much more enlightening. Can you imagine how dull heaven would be with all those self-righteous, virginal, boring idiots? It’s a f*cking nightmare just to think about it. Save me from that eternal boredom, please. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) [...]

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Have an affair… Then you won’t care anymore. Easy. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Run… I wanted to tell you to punch her really hard in the stomach and then throw her down the stairs, but my Lawyer said I wasn’t allowed to, so I didn’t. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Be cool, fool. Let her do what she wants to do. And you do what you want to do. It’s amazing how unavailability pulls people into line – look at you, puppy dog. Now, get on with being a man. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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