- Should I exercise?

Yes, of course you should, you fat tit. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is life worth living?

Only if you have lots of great sex… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Are you a whore, Dr. Smack?

Only if you ask nicely, you nosey little fukka… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What is sexy?

Not asking that question for starters… You tit. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I shut a bully up?

The full question: ‘There is a really big bully at my school. He points out any imperfection in my outfit, make-up, hair, etc. He doesn’t only do it to me, but to everyone else too. He isn’t the cutest thing in the world, either. Do I call him out & tell him what a dick [...]

- I have a crush on my kids teacher. Help.

The full question: ‘I have a ridiculous and major crush on my kids teacher. He is younger than me, interested in me and I don’t know what to do. I am unhappily married, bored and the victim of infidelity by my husband. Should I have a revenge affair?” The answer: Usually, I am all for [...]

- My Dad is having an affair. Is it wrong?

No. It’s normal. Guy Blews (aka.Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My Mom is having an affair. What do I do?

One of two things: 1. Nothing. 2. Bribe her. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My Dad hits me. Help.

The full question: ‘I am 14 years old and my Dad hits me sometimes for no real reason. He also hits my Mom. What can I do to stop him?’ The answer: Tell your Mom she’s an asshole loser for staying in a messed up situation, for breeding with a psycho, for acting like a [...]

- Do you think young people should read this advice?

Yes. Of course I do, you tit. If I don’t tell them the way it is, who will? Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com