- Is sex an essential part of a relationship?

The full question: “I am 22 years old. My boyfriend really wants to have sex with me. We’ve been together for over a year, but I want to wait, I like kissing, but not much else. He says that we can’t be boyfriend and girlfriend without sex. What do you think?” The answer: A relationship [...]

- If I dressed up like a French Maid and cooked for my boyfriend, why didn’t he have sex with me?

Because he was too full to f*ck?! (I never understood why people eat before planning on having sex… shouldn’t we eat afterwards?! Or during…) Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- I am peer-pressured by my Mother into having threesomes with her boyfriend, who raised me. How do I stop this?

WTF??!! Me and my mates would love to meet your Mother… we’ll give her what she deserves. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I have sex before marriage?

Yes. Practice makes perfect. And once you’re married you won’t have sex much anyway. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Am I wrong to pay for sex?

Every husband I know does… with his wife… Emotionally and financially, he pays. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is under age sex wrong?

Not if both people are into it… Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I mix viagra in his drink?

The full question: ‘I have a great husband, we have been together for 15 years, but nowadays, the sex is less than impressive. Should I mix viagra into a drink or into his food to make things more exciting?’ The answer: Not unless you want to be convicted of murder by heart failure. If he [...]

- I lost my virginity and my parents don’t know.

Good. (You don’t want to lose your allowance, do you?) Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why didn’t he call back?

The full question: ‘I went on a date with a guy a few days ago and we ended up having sex. But since then he hasn’t called me. Why?’ The answer: Because the sex was bad… Or… He’s dead. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What’s the point of sex?

Orgasm. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com