- Why do people annoy me?

Because people are annoying… And possibly because you are an impatient, bitter and twisted git. But probably not. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do old people smell?

Because they are rotting… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What do you think of fat people, Dr. Smack?

Fat is a choice – the wrong choice… The ugly, smelly, environmentally unfriendly choice. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com