- Is masturbation bad?

The full question: “My parents caught me masturbating and they gave me a talk. They said it was a bad thing to do and God would frown on me for it. My Mom was crying and my Dad was very angry. Are they right?” The answer: Your parents are a pair of assholes. Ask your [...]

- I am a new Mother who can’t stand other people’s babies. What’s wrong with me?

The fact that your baby is just another baby that all the other Mother’s don’t give a f*ck about has completely passed you by, hasn’t it? Well, now you know. Just wait until school starts, you’re gonna wanna stab yourself in the face. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- I have a very bad relationship with my Dad. I don’t like him. What can I do?

Stop talking to him. Just because he’s related to you does not mean you have to like him, or even see him. I haven’t spoken to my Dad in 20 years… and look how well I turned out! – “You are told that family is as much a certainty as death. You are not told [...]

- Is my jealousy bad?

This question was so damn long that I put a teaser at the top and I will now endeavor to write out the whole question, as written to me (spelling mistakes and all)… “I tell my fiance not to wear clothes that show off her breast and I get mad when she walks in front [...]

- I am peer-pressured by my Mother into having threesomes with her boyfriend, who raised me. How do I stop this?

WTF??!! Me and my mates would love to meet your Mother… we’ll give her what she deserves. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My parents want me to be a lawyer, but I don’t. Help.

What are you? A whimp or a panzy? Choose. Coz you’re one of them. “Be who you want to be – not the person everyone else thinks you should be” – www.lessthingsmorelove.com Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do parents talk about their kids all the time?

Because their ego is wrapped up in a child… Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Do you think young people should read this advice?

Yes. Of course I do, you tit. If I don’t tell them the way it is, who will? Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com