- Is my sex drive related to my bank balance?

I think you might be onto something… Try spending three months wages on an engagement ring for your girlfriend and then see how quickly your sex life deteriorates after that. I’m betting it’ll be a rapid decline – and if you doubt me, talk to some of your married friends. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. [...]

- Is money the root of all evil?

I suppose it could be. But it’s also the root of a large amount of fun – you can even buy sex with it if you want. So, go with the fun option and not the religious, uptight teachings of the poor, self-righteous ‘good samaritans’ who tell you that money is evil and then ask [...]

- What’s the best way to save money?

Don’t spend any… Are you really that stupid? Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) www.SmackTherapy.com

- I slept with my teacher. What should I do now?

Ask them for money… Guy Blews (aka. Dr, Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What do I do?

The full question: ‘I don’t like my best friend’s boyfriend; I think he is using her for her money and he is a user – what do I do?’ The answer: Tell her that he has some nasty sexual diseases – he’ll be gone before you know it. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I date for money or love?

Neither. Date for good sex and affection… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Does money = power?

Does sex = orgasm? Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I pay my bills with no money?

F*ck a rich guy… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do the poor always get screwed over?

Because they have no money to fight with… so it’s fun to fuck with them. Solution: Don’t be poor. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why?

The full question: ‘My friend needed money to help with rent and bills and so I leant it to her and now she won’t pay me back. We are not talking and I know I will probably never see the money again. Not only have I lost out financially, I have also lost my friendship. [...]