No. I couldn’t do that to you… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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A rhetorical question: ‘Have you noticed how people with babies and dogs stand around in groups looking at and talking about the relevant child or animal in their midst without ever actually engaging in any type of meaningful conversation?’ The answer: Yes I have, and it annoys the crap out of me. Empty, vacuous, pathetic [...]

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The full question: ‘I am a 35 year old woman who has had many relationships in my life, but never the ‘right one’. I am now getting desperate to have a baby but can’t find someone who I want to be with. My logical mind tells me that it’s crazy to want a baby when [...]

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Realize that you are a totally pathetic, worthless waste of space… And then you’ll be happy to get anything at all, you tit. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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You should raise your standards, you loser. Smack off. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Punch her in the vagina… it’s fail safe. Or tell her to fuck off. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Because you don’t slap ‘em down when they act that way. Learn to stand up for yourself – say what you think… It’s empowering… and amusing to see their faces. – The other day I was in a food store and this guy was sneezing all over the place without covering his nose and mouth [...]

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Because good boys are boring… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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The full question: ‘I love to watch my girlfriend have sex with other guys. Am I weird?’ The answer: No. You’re a fucking mess. And you might be some sort of gay too… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Fuck about with other people… And don’t get caught. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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