- Where’s the best place to find a husband?

There are 2. 1. China. Why? Because all the girls were killed when the Chinese Government only allowed one child per family; now there are too many boys, so being a girl is big cash money. 2. Arabia. Why? Because men can have more than one wife and therefore you have more chance of being [...]

- I like this girl but she is really erratic about seeing me. What do I do?

Be cool, fool. Let her do what she wants to do. And you do what you want to do. It’s amazing how unavailability pulls people into line – look at you, puppy dog. Now, get on with being a man. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What’s your view on fake breasts?

They’re fake. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www. SmackTherapy.com

- Where do I find me a Sugar Daddy?

Right here, Honey Pie, right here. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I make it in the music industry?

Suck some dick… Doesn’t matter whether you are a boy or a girl. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Who is your best friend, Dr. Smack?

Me. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What’s your view on bulimia?

It makes me sick. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Do you think euthanasia should be allowed?

No – I think it should be encouraged. Too many damn people on the planet anyway. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why am I insecure when I’m in love?

Because you are trusting someone else with your emotions. And that’s f*ckin’ stupid. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should men get manicures and pedicures?

Yes. Why? Because details count. And if they don’t, then the girl you’re with is a dirty, smelly cow. Guy Blews (aka.Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com