- My boyfriend makes me miserable. What should I do?

Dump him. If one person makes another person unhappy there is only one fool in that equation. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- How long do I wait for him to ask?

The full question: ”I am 30 years old and have been with my boyfriend for 3 years now, we have a great relationship and I love him with all my heart, but I don’t think he wants to get married yet and I really do. How long should I wait? Or should I move on?” The [...]

- Do you think I have to be married to have a baby?

Being married doesn’t make you a good parent. But don’t have a baby to trap a man or to find unconditional love – that’s what morons do. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why am I depressed? And what can I do about it?

You’re depressed because you see the truth. The truth is that most of life sucks. The solution: Realize that it doesn’t matter and only do things you want to do, not the things that are ‘expected’ of you. There is a virtue to selfishness – you have fewer responsibilities and life becomes far more pleasurable. Guy [...]

- Should I get a divorce?

Yes. If you have to ask the question, then the answer is yes. That would be yes, get a divorce. And you might as well do it today as it’s the biggest day of the year for Lawyers to be instructed in divorce – bet you didn’t know that. It’s the first Monday after January [...]

- Should I be exclusive with this guy?

The full question: ‘I am dating a guy that I care for who’s pressuring me to be exclusive with him, but I’m just not ready. All my friends say I’m being stupid because I’m going to get tired of dating other men and I will ‘lose’ this one. What does a woman do?’ The second [...]

- Where’s the best place to find a husband?

There are 2. 1. China. Why? Because all the girls were killed when the Chinese Government only allowed one child per family; now there are too many boys, so being a girl is big cash money. 2. Arabia. Why? Because men can have more than one wife and therefore you have more chance of being [...]

- I like this girl but she is really erratic about seeing me. What do I do?

Be cool, fool. Let her do what she wants to do. And you do what you want to do. It’s amazing how unavailability pulls people into line – look at you, puppy dog. Now, get on with being a man. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What’s your view on fake breasts?

They’re fake. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www. SmackTherapy.com

- Where do I find me a Sugar Daddy?

Right here, Honey Pie, right here. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com