- Why is everything never enough?

Because your vacuousness is too much… Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why is it so hard to find love?

If it was easy, you’d be complaining about something else, you tit. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- I’m ugly…

This is not really a question, you loser – but I will respond anyway. Of course you’re ugly, if you think you are. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Do we come back after we die?

I f*cking hope not… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I do yoga?

Do I really have to answer this? Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My wife sings in the shower…

The full question: ‘My wife sings in the shower and it’s really bad but she thinks it’s really good. How do I stop her from ruining my morning?” The answer: Get in the shower with her… And stick something in her mouth. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is 21 too young to have kids?

Not if you wanna fuck up the best part of your life… Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- When can I meet you, Dr. Smack?

When you find me… My very own stalker. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com