- When is a good time to end a marriage if kids are involved?

There isn’t one. But if you have to, then wait until they leave home. In the meantime live separate yet amicable lives whilst having sex with other people… Easy. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do parents talk about their kids all the time?

Because their ego is wrapped up in a child… Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is 21 too young to have kids?

Not if you wanna fuck up the best part of your life… Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My Ex-Wife and I…

The full question: ‘Dude, My ex wife of 11 years hates me sooo bad! I left her because she had an ongoing affair with her boss. I found my new wife (8yrs younger and 10 times as hot). My ex is getting married today (!) but I still have to go to court every year [...]

- Why do I hate being a teen?

Because it sucks… Remember this feeling when you think about having kids. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why are kids such brats?

Because we allow them to be. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Do you think young people should read this advice?

Yes. Of course I do, you tit. If I don’t tell them the way it is, who will? Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com