- Do you believe in heaven and hell, Dr. Smack?

No. But if I did, I would want to go to hell… it would be so much more enlightening. Can you imagine how dull heaven would be with all those self-righteous, virginal, boring idiots? It’s a f*cking nightmare just to think about it. Save me from that eternal boredom, please. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) [...]