01.11- Am I gay if I’m a neat freak?

No. You’re not gay. You’re a control freak. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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10.27- My girlfriend wants to do me in the bum with a strap on… If I let her would that mean I’m gay?

Yes. Oh, and just in case that wasn’t clear enough for you, the answer was: YES, THAT PRETTY MUCH MAKES YOU GAY. And if it doesn’t make you gay, it makes you a gimp. Take your pick. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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10.24- I’m gay and I don’t know how to tell my family.

I’m a pervert and I don’t plan on telling anybody. Why do you have to tell your family? I bet they haven’t even asked you, have they? And nobody really gives a damn anyway, they only pretend to… So stop imposing your insecurities on other people. As long as you don’t have one of those [...]

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10.07- My boyfriend doesn’t want to have sex anymore. Is he gay?

No. He’s bored. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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07.28- Why don’t I want a girlfriend?

Because you’re gay. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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04.30- I don’t like oral sex either…

The full question: ‘My girlfriend can only orgasm with a vibrator or with oral, I feel inadequate when she uses a vibrator but I don’t like to give oral to girls, it just grosses me out. What can I do?’ The answer: Turn gay. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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04.23- How do I know…?

The full question: ‘Dr. Smack, How do I know if I am gay or straight?’ The answer: If the idea of putting the same sexual organs as you possess in your mouth makes you gag, then you’re straight. If it seems somewhat appealing, then you’re gay. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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