- I’m really hungry, but too tired to go to the market. What should I do?

Clip your toenails, mix them with some hair pie and garnish them with a booger? Or get home delivery… You’re a tit. Guy Blews (aka Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- If I dressed up like a French Maid and cooked for my boyfriend, why didn’t he have sex with me?

Because he was too full to f*ck?! (I never understood why people eat before planning on having sex… shouldn’t we eat afterwards?! Or during…) Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com