Go to a brothel with 200 bucks. Or get some fat, ugly chick very drunk – the good thing about this one is that she will be grateful, even if you’re useless. Mission accomplished. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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I am Dr. Smack. Now shut it, you tit. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Because we are impatient, intolerable, prejudiced, bitter, twisted, angry, dissatisfied, emotional, stoopid creatures that don’t ever see the truth before us; instead, we believe the bullsh*t we are fed as children and rather than accepting what is real, we look for the impossible fairytale-fueled-fantasy that doesn’t exist. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Clip your toenails, mix them with some hair pie and garnish them with a booger? Or get home delivery… You’re a tit. Guy Blews (aka Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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No, you should not be worried. You are not single – you are multiple. You should be happy. You should be proud. You are an individual. Someone to be revered. A class act. As long as people want to marry you and you refuse, then you are all of the above. BUT: If nobody has [...]

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Because he was too full to f*ck?! (I never understood why people eat before planning on having sex… shouldn’t we eat afterwards?! Or during…) Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Stop talking to him. Just because he’s related to you does not mean you have to like him, or even see him. I haven’t spoken to my Dad in 20 years… and look how well I turned out! – “You are told that family is as much a certainty as death. You are not told [...]

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This question was so damn long that I put a teaser at the top and I will now endeavor to write out the whole question, as written to me (spelling mistakes and all)… “I tell my fiance not to wear clothes that show off her breast and I get mad when she walks in front [...]

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WTF??!! Me and my mates would love to meet your Mother… we’ll give her what she deserves. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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You don’t ignore them. You fight back. This will have one of two outcomes: 1. A war. (Fun) 2. Your husband decides that he cannot deal with the drama and consequently keeps you two apart, which = Separation. (Perfect) Don’t let the old cow win. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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