I am Dr. Smack. Now shut it, you tit. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Clip your toenails, mix them with some hair pie and garnish them with a booger? Or get home delivery… You’re a tit. Guy Blews (aka Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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No, you should not be worried. You are not single – you are multiple. You should be happy. You should be proud. You are an individual. Someone to be revered. A class act. As long as people want to marry you and you refuse, then you are all of the above. BUT: If nobody has [...]

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Because he was too full to f*ck?! (I never understood why people eat before planning on having sex… shouldn’t we eat afterwards?! Or during…) Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Stop talking to him. Just because he’s related to you does not mean you have to like him, or even see him. I haven’t spoken to my Dad in 20 years… and look how well I turned out! – “You are told that family is as much a certainty as death. You are not told [...]

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This question was so damn long that I put a teaser at the top and I will now endeavor to write out the whole question, as written to me (spelling mistakes and all)… “I tell my fiance not to wear clothes that show off her breast and I get mad when she walks in front [...]

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WTF??!! Me and my mates would love to meet your Mother… we’ll give her what she deserves. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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You don’t ignore them. You fight back. This will have one of two outcomes: 1. A war. (Fun) 2. Your husband decides that he cannot deal with the drama and consequently keeps you two apart, which = Separation. (Perfect) Don’t let the old cow win. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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No. That’s why it rhymes with monotony. – The brevity of this answer is based on marital monotony, assuming a marriage is consummated in one’s 20′s and the marriage lasts for over 40 years… Monotony is possible within a relationship (I am not a complete hater) but in general will not last much more than [...]

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Because your mind is your most important sexual organ. And sex with your husband feels like incest, at best. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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