The motto of Dr. Smack is: Shut your festering gob you tit, your type really make me puke, you malodorous, vacuous, snotty nosed pervert… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com
The full question: ‘I am 28 years old and I met this guy. We’ve been together for 2 months, I like him but I want him to stay with me. Should I have sex with him now, or wait? I’m afraid that he will go off me if I do it too soon.’ The answer: [...]
Ask him. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com
The full question: ‘I have been crushing on one of my sister’s guy friends. He’s 14 and I’m 12. Even though I’m young I think that I’m mature enough to handle the relationship. What is your thought about dating older guys?’ The answer: It’s essential. Guys are roughly 25% more idiotic than girls (which is [...]
The full question: ‘I have noticed on my travels that many of the girls I like, the hot ones, usually seem to have a dog, and it’s always some silly little rat that runs all over the place and yaps. I find it off-putting for a number of reasons, not least the annoyance it causes [...]
No. But you should offer him your Mom in return… Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com
The full question: ‘There is this guy that keeps texting me and calling me. What do I say to him to keep him from contacting me without hurting his feelings, I want to still be friends with him.’ The answer: Impossible. So, you have a choice: 1. Do what he wants and hate yourself. 2. Do [...]
The full question (from a girl): ‘Isn’t the underlying issue at hand in any of these questions and concerns the root of communication? Why are females and males so different in their approach? Typically there is more information presented on the female way of thinking, why is that? The male view to communication is only [...]
The full question: “I have been dating this girl for a while and when we first started dating we always stayed at my place, but now her cat is ill and we have to go to hers whenever we stay the night together. I hate her cat, it smells and its hair gets everywhere, plus [...]
The full question: ‘Me and my boyfriend are 12 years old and we have been together for the last year and we are really in love. He wants to have sex and so do I. Am I too young?’ The answer: Why didn’t this happen to me when I was 12? Because it happened when [...]
