- Should I watch less TV?

Yes, of course you should, you lazy tit. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why is abortion legal?

Because we should all be able to drown our kids if we want to… And believe me, we all want to at least once. Abortion just saves some water. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I exercise?

Yes, of course you should, you fat tit. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is life worth living?

Only if you have lots of great sex… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Are you a whore, Dr. Smack?

Only if you ask nicely, you nosey little fukka… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What is sexy?

Not asking that question for starters… You tit. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I shut a bully up?

The full question: ‘There is a really big bully at my school. He points out any imperfection in my outfit, make-up, hair, etc. He doesn’t only do it to me, but to everyone else too. He isn’t the cutest thing in the world, either. Do I call him out & tell him what a dick [...]

- I have a crush on my kids teacher. Help.

The full question: ‘I have a ridiculous and major crush on my kids teacher. He is younger than me, interested in me and I don’t know what to do. I am unhappily married, bored and the victim of infidelity by my husband. Should I have a revenge affair?” The answer: Usually, I am all for [...]

- My Dad is having an affair. Is it wrong?

No. It’s normal. Guy Blews (aka.Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My Mom is having an affair. What do I do?

One of two things: 1. Nothing. 2. Bribe her. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com