- I drink too much. Am I an alcoholic?

No. You’re an idiot. And alcohol is your way of trying to forget it. Nothing good comes from alcohol – you say the wrong thing, do the wrong thing, think the wrong thing, have sex with the wrong person and then you don’t even remember if you had a good time… plus it makes you [...]

- Why does getting drunk feel good?

Because you hate yourself… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com