- I made a girl pregnant and she wants to keep it. I don’t. What do I do?

Run… I wanted to tell you to punch her really hard in the stomach and then throw her down the stairs, but my Lawyer said I wasn’t allowed to, so I didn’t. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What’s your view on abortion? I’m 20, pregnant, unmarried, poor and scared.

Abort. I think that it is better for you and therefore better for the baby if you don’t have it. You are clearly in no position to be a mother. As much as the religious right will tell you it’s murder, I would rather be murdered and not feel it, than be kept alive to [...]

- Why is abortion legal?

Because we should all be able to drown our kids if we want to… And believe me, we all want to at least once. Abortion just saves some water. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com