Learn to squeal like a pig…

It’ll really put them off when they try to rape you.

Oh, and do squats to tighten up those buns… helps prevent rear entry… so I’ve been told.

Smack!

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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