02.10- How do I make my girlfriend love me?
The full question: ‘I have been with my girlfriend for 3 months and she still doesn’t love me. She told me she would never love me. I have money and she is hot, so it’s kind of a good arrangement for us both, but I want her to love me. How can I make her love me?’
The answer:
Your girlfriend is a prostitute.
And you are a john.
Now, leave me alone.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com


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