- How do I make my girlfriend love me?

The full question: ‘I have been with my girlfriend for 3 months and she still doesn’t love me. She told me she would never love me. I have money and she is hot, so it’s kind of a good arrangement for us both, but I want her to love me. How can I make her love me?’

The answer:

Your girlfriend is a prostitute.

And you are a john.

Now, leave me alone.

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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