Smack Therapy http://www.smacktherapy.com THE TRUTH HURTS - BUT IT'S STILL TRUE Mon, 30 Apr 2012 01:01:23 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 - I don’t like oral sex either… http://www.smacktherapy.com/i-dont-like-oral-sex-either/ http://www.smacktherapy.com/i-dont-like-oral-sex-either/#comments Mon, 30 Apr 2012 01:01:23 +0000 Guy Blews http://smacktherapy.com/?p=1245 The full question: ‘My girlfriend can only orgasm with a vibrator or with oral, I feel inadequate when she uses a vibrator but I don’t like to give oral to girls, it just grosses me out. What can I do?’

The answer:

Turn gay.

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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The answer:

Do you like ice lollies?

Who doesn’t?

Pretend it’s an ice lolly…

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

]]> http://www.smacktherapy.com/i-dont-like-oral-sex/feed/ 0 - Why do I hate everyone? http://www.smacktherapy.com/why-do-i-hate-everyone/ http://www.smacktherapy.com/why-do-i-hate-everyone/#comments Sat, 28 Apr 2012 01:01:37 +0000 Guy Blews http://smacktherapy.com/?p=1238 Because you’re a good judge of character…

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So suck up to the right people and let them help you get what you want.

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

]]> http://www.smacktherapy.com/whats-the-biggest-lesson-you-have-learnt-in-life-dr-smack/feed/ 0 - How old is too old? http://www.smacktherapy.com/how-old-is-too-old/ http://www.smacktherapy.com/how-old-is-too-old/#comments Thu, 26 Apr 2012 01:01:22 +0000 Guy Blews http://smacktherapy.com/?p=1225 The full question: ‘I always had a crush on my Mom’s best friend when I was a kid; now I am 40 and she is in her 60′s, widowed and available. Is it weird if I make a move on her at this age?’

The answer:

Eewwww…

No. That’s fine. If she’s hot.

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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The answer:

Stop taking the pills. Die. And you’ll end up in the morgue.

You fat, lazy, pathetic fuck.

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

]]> http://www.smacktherapy.com/how-can-i-stop-going-to-hospital/feed/ 0 - Is it better to be a victim or a perpetrator? http://www.smacktherapy.com/is-it-better-to-be-a-victim-or-a-perpetrator/ http://www.smacktherapy.com/is-it-better-to-be-a-victim-or-a-perpetrator/#comments Tue, 24 Apr 2012 01:01:07 +0000 Guy Blews http://smacktherapy.com/?p=1223 A perpetrator…

It’s easier to say sorry than to be abused.

Ask your local priest… he’ll know.

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

]]> http://www.smacktherapy.com/is-it-better-to-be-a-victim-or-a-perpetrator/feed/ 0 - How do I know…? http://www.smacktherapy.com/how-do-you-know/ http://www.smacktherapy.com/how-do-you-know/#comments Mon, 23 Apr 2012 01:01:59 +0000 Guy Blews http://smacktherapy.com/?p=1216 The full question: ‘Dr. Smack, How do I know if I am gay or straight?’

The answer:

If the idea of putting the same sexual organs as you possess in your mouth makes you gag, then you’re straight.

If it seems somewhat appealing, then you’re gay.

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

]]> http://www.smacktherapy.com/how-do-you-know/feed/ 0 - Is impotence hereditary? http://www.smacktherapy.com/is-impotence-hereditary/ http://www.smacktherapy.com/is-impotence-hereditary/#comments Sun, 22 Apr 2012 01:01:21 +0000 Guy Blews http://smacktherapy.com/?p=1214 Of course not you flipping tit…

If it was you wouldn’t be here, would you?

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

]]> http://www.smacktherapy.com/is-impotence-hereditary/feed/ 0 – A question of etiquette. http://www.smacktherapy.com/a-question-on-etiquette/ http://www.smacktherapy.com/a-question-on-etiquette/#comments Sat, 21 Apr 2012 01:01:53 +0000 Guy Blews http://smacktherapy.com/?p=1208 The full question: ‘If someone ate shit, should they wipe their mouth with a napkin or toilet paper?’

The answer:

Neither…

The back of your hand is quicker, more efficient and easier to clean.

I hope you were using a knife and fork, you pig.

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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