No.

But if I did, I would want to go to hell… it would be so much more enlightening.

Can you imagine how dull heaven would be with all those self-righteous, virginal, boring idiots? It’s a f*cking nightmare just to think about it.

Save me from that eternal boredom, please.

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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