- I hate having sex with my husband. What can I do?

Tell him you have herpes… and syphilis. That should work. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My boyfriend is always away and I miss him. What can I do?

Have an affair… Then you won’t care anymore. Easy. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I be exclusive with this guy?

The full question: ‘I am dating a guy that I care for who’s pressuring me to be exclusive with him, but I’m just not ready. All my friends say I’m being stupid because I’m going to get tired of dating other men and I will ‘lose’ this one. What does a woman do?’ The second [...]

- I made a girl pregnant and she wants to keep it. I don’t. What do I do?

Run… I wanted to tell you to punch her really hard in the stomach and then throw her down the stairs, but my Lawyer said I wasn’t allowed to, so I didn’t. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- I like this girl but she is really erratic about seeing me. What do I do?

Be cool, fool. Let her do what she wants to do. And you do what you want to do. It’s amazing how unavailability pulls people into line – look at you, puppy dog. Now, get on with being a man. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Where’s the best place to pick up a girl?

In your head. And if you are really good at it, then she’ll pick you up because you’ll be so damn cool. Get it? Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- When is a good time to end a marriage if kids are involved?

There isn’t one. But if you have to, then wait until they leave home. In the meantime live separate yet amicable lives whilst having sex with other people… Easy. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Do you think prostitution should be legal? If so, why?

Yes. It should most definitely be legal… Because husbands get laid. And they can actually enjoy it. And wives get a relaxed husband. Plus time to have an affair. Perfect. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Where’s my G-spot?

Come here… I’ll show you. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- I just had sex with my girlfriend’s best friend. I’m freaking.

Why are you freaking? She’s not going to say anything. And nor are you. Pussy. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com