- Why does my ex-wife hate me so much?

The full question: ‘Why does my ex-wife of 12 years hate me so much? She left me for another man but is now on her own, whereas I have a beautifull new girlfriend!’ The answer: You just answered your own question… She hates you because she feels like a failure. She feels like a failure [...]

- How long do I wait for him to ask?

The full question: ”I am 30 years old and have been with my boyfriend for 3 years now, we have a great relationship and I love him with all my heart, but I don’t think he wants to get married yet and I really do. How long should I wait? Or should I move on?” The [...]

- Should I get a divorce?

Yes. If you have to ask the question, then the answer is yes. That would be yes, get a divorce. And you might as well do it today as it’s the biggest day of the year for Lawyers to be instructed in divorce – bet you didn’t know that. It’s the first Monday after January [...]

- My brother got married but I think he’s gay. What should I do?

If his wife is hot then you should do the honorable thing… At least the baby will still be part of the family blood line. If she’s ugly, then she shouldn’t have kids anyway. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- I hate having sex with my husband. What can I do?

Tell him you have herpes… and syphilis. That should work. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My boyfriend is always away and I miss him. What can I do?

Have an affair… Then you won’t care anymore. Easy. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I be exclusive with this guy?

The full question: ‘I am dating a guy that I care for who’s pressuring me to be exclusive with him, but I’m just not ready. All my friends say I’m being stupid because I’m going to get tired of dating other men and I will ‘lose’ this one. What does a woman do?’ The second [...]

- I made a girl pregnant and she wants to keep it. I don’t. What do I do?

Run… I wanted to tell you to punch her really hard in the stomach and then throw her down the stairs, but my Lawyer said I wasn’t allowed to, so I didn’t. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- I like this girl but she is really erratic about seeing me. What do I do?

Be cool, fool. Let her do what she wants to do. And you do what you want to do. It’s amazing how unavailability pulls people into line – look at you, puppy dog. Now, get on with being a man. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Where’s the best place to pick up a girl?

In your head. And if you are really good at it, then she’ll pick you up because you’ll be so damn cool. Get it? Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com