- Will I?

I don’t know. And I don’t care. Guy Blews (aka.Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I?

Yes. There is only one way to get rid of temptation – yield to it. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why am I depressed? And what can I do about it?

You’re depressed because you see the truth. The truth is that most of life sucks. The solution: Realize that it doesn’t matter and only do things you want to do, not the things that are ‘expected’ of you. There is a virtue to selfishness – you have fewer responsibilities and life becomes far more pleasurable. Guy [...]

- Why are people violent?

If someone has a good point, then they don’t need to be violent to get it across, do they? If they have no point, then they try to beat it into people because they are f*ckin stoopid. And if you stick around to be the object of that violence, then you are f*ckin stoopid too. [...]

- Why am I so bored?

Because you are boring. Or highly intelligent, (which I doubt). But – just because you are not bored, does not mean you are not boring. You might just be a self-centered, self-important, overly ambitious, disorganized tit. See, there’s at least two sides to everything. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- I have 2 bratty older sisters who always pick on me. What should I do?

They can’t be “bratty” if they are older than you, you runt. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My brother got married but I think he’s gay. What should I do?

If his wife is hot then you should do the honorable thing… At least the baby will still be part of the family blood line. If she’s ugly, then she shouldn’t have kids anyway. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why am I so scared of dying?

Because you think that you matter. But you don’t. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Do you believe in heaven and hell, Dr. Smack?

No. But if I did, I would want to go to hell… it would be so much more enlightening. Can you imagine how dull heaven would be with all those self-righteous, virginal, boring idiots? It’s a f*cking nightmare just to think about it. Save me from that eternal boredom, please. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) [...]

- My boyfriend is always away and I miss him. What can I do?

Have an affair… Then you won’t care anymore. Easy. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com