- Should I take viagra?

The full question: ‘I’m a relatively healthy 32 year old man and I do quite well with girls. Recently I have started using viagra because it means that the first time I have sex with a girl she is so impressed because I can go for so long that I have her hooked, even after [...]

- Where have all the good men gone?

Up the bad vaginas… And they don’t want to come back. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What’s your motto, Dr. Smack?

The motto of Dr. Smack is: Shut your festering gob you tit, your type really make me puke, you malodorous, vacuous, snotty nosed pervert… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- How long should I wait before we have sex?

The full question: ‘I am 28 years old and I met this guy. We’ve been together for 2 months, I like him but I want him to stay with me. Should I have sex with him now, or wait? I’m afraid that he will go off me if I do it too soon.’ The answer: [...]

- What’s the best way to start having an affair with a married man?

Ask him. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I date older guys?

The full question: ‘I have been crushing on one of my sister’s guy friends. He’s 14 and I’m 12. Even though I’m young I think that I’m mature enough to handle the relationship. What is your thought about dating older guys?’ The answer: It’s essential. Guys are roughly 25% more idiotic than girls (which is [...]

- Is identity theft a real problem?

Yes. It’s been happening since you were born… First your parents stole it from you, then your peers, followed by your society, and now everyone & everything else is taking it, including your computer. Just look at F*ckFaceBook – everyone’s the same. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- I have sex with my best friend’s Mom. Should I stop?

No. But you should offer him your Mom in return… Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I not hurt his feelings?

The full question: ‘There is this guy that keeps texting me and calling me. What do I say to him to keep him from contacting me without hurting his feelings, I want to still be friends with him.’ The answer: Impossible. So, you have a choice: 1. Do what he wants and hate yourself. 2. Do [...]

- What is she talking about?

The full question (from a girl): ‘Isn’t the underlying issue at hand in any of these questions and concerns the root of communication? Why are females and males so different in their approach? Typically there is more information presented on the female way of thinking, why is that? The male view to communication is only [...]