- Will I?

I don’t know. And I don’t care. Guy Blews (aka.Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I?

Yes. There is only one way to get rid of temptation – yield to it. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do people still teach religion when they know it’s not true?

The full question: ‘My parents are making me go to Confirmation classes and it cost them $300 even though they keep telling me how bad the economy is and they don’t believe in any particular religion themselves. They are pretty much agnostic. My Mom says I have to go because she had to when she [...]

- Why is life so tough?

Dunno. But that’s how we know there’s no God… If you were God, would you have made it so difficult, so easy, so hateful, so fun, so harsh, so sweet, so bitter, so violent, so pure, so angry, so irritating, so disgusting, so beautiful, so bad, so good, so complicated, so emotional, so slow, too quick, [...]

- Why are people violent?

If someone has a good point, then they don’t need to be violent to get it across, do they? If they have no point, then they try to beat it into people because they are f*ckin stoopid. And if you stick around to be the object of that violence, then you are f*ckin stoopid too. [...]

- Is music the food of love?

Sometimes… But who wants the same meal all the time? Try money, humor, kissing, sex, style and freedom – they all work too. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is money the root of all evil?

I suppose it could be. But it’s also the root of a large amount of fun – you can even buy sex with it if you want. So, go with the fun option and not the religious, uptight teachings of the poor, self-righteous ‘good samaritans’ who tell you that money is evil and then ask [...]

- Do you believe in Santa Claus, Dr. Smack?

I believe in Santa Claus like I believe in marriage and monogamy and religion. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why am I so scared of dying?

Because you think that you matter. But you don’t. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Do you believe in heaven and hell, Dr. Smack?

No. But if I did, I would want to go to hell… it would be so much more enlightening. Can you imagine how dull heaven would be with all those self-righteous, virginal, boring idiots? It’s a f*cking nightmare just to think about it. Save me from that eternal boredom, please. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) [...]