Realize that you are a totally pathetic, worthless waste of space… And then you’ll be happy to get anything at all, you tit. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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You should raise your standards, you loser. Smack off. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Punch her in the vagina… it’s fail safe. Or tell her to fuck off. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Because you don’t slap ‘em down when they act that way. Learn to stand up for yourself – say what you think… It’s empowering… and amusing to see their faces. – The other day I was in a food store and this guy was sneezing all over the place without covering his nose and mouth [...]

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Because good boys are boring… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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The full question: ‘I love to watch my girlfriend have sex with other guys. Am I weird?’ The answer: No. You’re a fucking mess. And you might be some sort of gay too… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Fuck about with other people… And don’t get caught. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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If it has a negative after it, then you’re safe – no cure needed… If it has a positive, it’ll stay that way – no cure guaranteed… Where have you been sticking your winkie?? Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www. SmackTherapy.com

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The full question: ‘My friend needed money to help with rent and bills and so I leant it to her and now she won’t pay me back. We are not talking and I know I will probably never see the money again. Not only have I lost out financially, I have also lost my friendship. [...]

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Up the bad vaginas… And they don’t want to come back. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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