- My friend told me she doesn’t like me. Help.

The full question: ‘My friend has passed the limits once again. She told me the only reason she is friends with me is because she feels bad about the way other people talk about me, and that I have no friends. I am very forgiving & I miss her so much. Do I forgive her, [...]

- I wish I was a kid again. Help.

The full question: ‘I hate being an adult, the responsibility of it all and the need to earn money for my future family and life. I don’t have kids yet, but my wife wants to start trying and I really don’t, even though I said I did when we got married. I just want to [...]

- What’s the best way to stay young?

Refuse to be drawn into everyone else’s ideals. Think for yourself. Make you own opinions. Read www.SmackTherapy.com every day. Exercise. Sexercise. Fantasize. Eat healthy food regularly. Don’t breed too much. Don’t get married. Don’t get married. Don’t get married. Give into temptation… & live within your means. Easy. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Can men multi-orgasm?

Yes… But it requires anal invasion. “Woah! Stop! Stop! No! Do it again!!” Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Will I?

I don’t know. And I don’t care. Guy Blews (aka.Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I?

Yes. There is only one way to get rid of temptation – yield to it. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My Dad likes to have family porno nights. What should I do about this?

This is messed up… But, as long as he doesn’t make you do anything inappropriate with your Mother, then enjoy them. And learn some tricks. Porn can be educational. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What is infanticide?

It is the killing of offspring of another animal. Common in the wild – for example, a male lion will kill the cubs of another male when he takes over the pride, in order that he wipes out that bloodline and ensures his own children are left unchallenged. It happens in war torn countries such [...]

- Why do people still teach religion when they know it’s not true?

The full question: ‘My parents are making me go to Confirmation classes and it cost them $300 even though they keep telling me how bad the economy is and they don’t believe in any particular religion themselves. They are pretty much agnostic. My Mom says I have to go because she had to when she [...]

- Do you think I have to be married to have a baby?

Being married doesn’t make you a good parent. But don’t have a baby to trap a man or to find unconditional love – that’s what morons do. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com