- What’s the best way to stay young?

Refuse to be drawn into everyone else’s ideals. Think for yourself. Make you own opinions. Read www.SmackTherapy.com every day. Exercise. Sexercise. Fantasize. Eat healthy food regularly. Don’t breed too much. Don’t get married. Don’t get married. Don’t get married. Give into temptation… & live within your means. Easy. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Can men multi-orgasm?

Yes… But it requires anal invasion. “Woah! Stop! Stop! No! Do it again!!” Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Will I?

I don’t know. And I don’t care. Guy Blews (aka.Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I?

Yes. There is only one way to get rid of temptation – yield to it. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My Dad likes to have family porno nights. What should I do about this?

This is messed up… But, as long as he doesn’t make you do anything inappropriate with your Mother, then enjoy them. And learn some tricks. Porn can be educational. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What is infanticide?

It is the killing of offspring of another animal. Common in the wild – for example, a male lion will kill the cubs of another male when he takes over the pride, in order that he wipes out that bloodline and ensures his own children are left unchallenged. It happens in war torn countries such [...]

- Why do people still teach religion when they know it’s not true?

The full question: ‘My parents are making me go to Confirmation classes and it cost them $300 even though they keep telling me how bad the economy is and they don’t believe in any particular religion themselves. They are pretty much agnostic. My Mom says I have to go because she had to when she [...]

- Do you think I have to be married to have a baby?

Being married doesn’t make you a good parent. But don’t have a baby to trap a man or to find unconditional love – that’s what morons do. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

– Okay, so what’s your view on dogs, Dr. Smack?

They’re stupid, they dribble, they smell, they bark for no good reason, they chase cars as if they know what they are going to do when they catch up… But – they are loyal, you can train them and they can be guide dogs for the blind – I have never seen a cat that [...]

- Why are people violent?

If someone has a good point, then they don’t need to be violent to get it across, do they? If they have no point, then they try to beat it into people because they are f*ckin stoopid. And if you stick around to be the object of that violence, then you are f*ckin stoopid too. [...]