- How do I make my girlfriend love me?

The full question: ‘I have been with my girlfriend for 3 months and she still doesn’t love me. She told me she would never love me. I have money and she is hot, so it’s kind of a good arrangement for us both, but I want her to love me. How can I make her [...]

- Is love good?

Good for what? Making you behave like an idiot? Yes. Making you think like an idiot? Yes. Making you feel like an idiot? Yes. Making you a wimp? Yes. Making you insane? Yes Making you ache? Yes. But you should try it anyway. Then you’ll know what to avoid. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – [...]

- What’s the best way to stay young?

Refuse to be drawn into everyone else’s ideals. Think for yourself. Make you own opinions. Read www.SmackTherapy.com every day. Exercise. Sexercise. Fantasize. Eat healthy food regularly. Don’t breed too much. Don’t get married. Don’t get married. Don’t get married. Give into temptation… & live within your means. Easy. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- F*ck you, Dr. Smack!

If you’re hot… And a little bit kinky… I might just return the compliment. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Can men multi-orgasm?

Yes… But it requires anal invasion. “Woah! Stop! Stop! No! Do it again!!” Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Will I?

I don’t know. And I don’t care. Guy Blews (aka.Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I?

Yes. There is only one way to get rid of temptation – yield to it. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My Dad likes to have family porno nights. What should I do about this?

This is messed up… But, as long as he doesn’t make you do anything inappropriate with your Mother, then enjoy them. And learn some tricks. Porn can be educational. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why did my best friend stab me in the back?

Because chicks can be bitches. Because she’s jealous of you. Because you knew she was a f*ck up and you ignored it anyway. And now you’ve learnt your lesson. Don’t forget it. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- If my wife travels for work, is she being faithful to me?

I hope not. If she is, she’s wasting a good opportunity. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com