- Where’s my G-spot?

Come here… I’ll show you. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is pot smoking really that bad?

No. It’s good… If you wanna have a poor memory, slow reaction times, limited intelligence and a half limp dick. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Are sexual diseases for life?

No…¬†They only last ten minutes at a time. Isn’t that great?! Guy Blews (aka – Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do hot girls have little dogs?

Errrr… Peanut butter? Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do girls act keen, then disappear.

Because they know how to play a pussy like you, that’s why. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Do animals sense earthquakes?

Yes. And so do you – but you ignore it until it hits. And then it’s too late. Ha! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My boyfriend ignores me. Help.

Then have sex with someone else… And tell him. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why are kids such brats?

Because we allow them to be. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What are hemorrhoids?

Something we could all do without. Now, go away. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- If it hurts, do I stop?

No. Keep going until it bleeds. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com