The full question: ‘There is this guy that keeps texting me and calling me. What do I say to him to keep him from contacting me without hurting his feelings, I want to still be friends with him.’ The answer: Impossible. So, you have a choice: 1. Do what he wants and hate yourself. 2. Do [...]

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The full question: ‘My boyfriend went to a party and lied about smoking and drinking on Valentine’s Day. What should I do?’ The answer: I think the first thing you should do is call the Police and report his appalling misbehavior – it could be a misdemeanor, it might even be a felony. After that [...]

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The full question: ‘I have a great connection with Asian girls and I always seem to end up dating them, but I am Jewish and my parents want me to be with a Jewish girl. What should I say to them and what should I do?’ The answer: When your parents start paying for your [...]

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The full question: ‘My girlfriend left me for another guy and now she wants to come back to me. I still love her, but I am really hurt. What should I do?’ The answer: You flippin’ pussy… Keep well away from her. Or I’ll electrocute your crown jewels because you don’t deserve them. Guy Blews [...]

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The full question: ‘I’ve been with my boyfriend for 6 months and the other day after we had been fooling around he said he loved me, but since then he hasn’t said it and when I asked him about it he kind of brushed me off. What’s going on? And why did he say it [...]

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It works the same as any other love. It’s not easy. It’s not permanent. & it is painful. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Same as I think about straight marriage. Pointless. But not harmless. “If there was any love, trust or belief in marriage, there would be no need for marriage in the first place” – Marriage & How To Avoid It by Guy Blews Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Say nothing… and then make out with her Mother… in front of her. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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The full question: ‘My friend has passed the limits once again. She told me the only reason she is friends with me is because she feels bad about the way other people talk about me, and that I have no friends. I am very forgiving & I miss her so much. Do I forgive her, [...]

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Desperation or Obligation. Or both. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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