- Does long distance love work?

It works the same as any other love. It’s not easy. It’s not permanent. & it is painful. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What do you think about gay marriage?

Same as I think about straight marriage. Pointless. But not harmless. “If there was any love, trust or belief in marriage, there would be no need for marriage in the first place” – Marriage & How To Avoid It by Guy Blews Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do married people have affairs?

Because they have to be monogamous. Monogamous rhymes with monotonous after a few years of bills, babies and boredom. That’s why married people have affairs… But the question should really be – Why do people get married? Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is love good?

Good for what? Making you behave like an idiot? Yes. Making you think like an idiot? Yes. Making you feel like an idiot? Yes. Making you a wimp? Yes. Making you insane? Yes Making you ache? Yes. But you should try it anyway. Then you’ll know what to avoid. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – [...]

- What’s the best way to stay young?

Refuse to be drawn into everyone else’s ideals. Think for yourself. Make you own opinions. Read www.SmackTherapy.com every day. Exercise. Sexercise. Fantasize. Eat healthy food regularly. Don’t breed too much. Don’t get married. Don’t get married. Don’t get married. Give into temptation… & live within your means. Easy. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Will I?

I don’t know. And I don’t care. Guy Blews (aka.Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I?

Yes. There is only one way to get rid of temptation – yield to it. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- If my wife travels for work, is she being faithful to me?

I hope not. If she is, she’s wasting a good opportunity. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I get my Ex back?

The full question: My ex and I split up a year ago and she vowed to never talk to me again. I have tried to contact her via phone and text, but have heard nothing back. How do I get her to talk to me? The answer: Ignore her. And get another girlfriend. She’ll wonder [...]

- My boyfriend makes me miserable. What should I do?

Dump him. If one person makes another person unhappy there is only one fool in that equation. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com