- Is love good?

Good for what? Making you behave like an idiot? Yes. Making you think like an idiot? Yes. Making you feel like an idiot? Yes. Making you a wimp? Yes. Making you insane? Yes Making you ache? Yes. But you should try it anyway. Then you’ll know what to avoid. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – [...]

- What’s the best way to stay young?

Refuse to be drawn into everyone else’s ideals. Think for yourself. Make you own opinions. Read www.SmackTherapy.com every day. Exercise. Sexercise. Fantasize. Eat healthy food regularly. Don’t breed too much. Don’t get married. Don’t get married. Don’t get married. Give into temptation… & live within your means. Easy. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I?

Yes. There is only one way to get rid of temptation – yield to it. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What is infanticide?

It is the killing of offspring of another animal. Common in the wild – for example, a male lion will kill the cubs of another male when he takes over the pride, in order that he wipes out that bloodline and ensures his own children are left unchallenged. It happens in war torn countries such [...]

- Is oral sex dangerous?

If you do it right, or get it done right, it’s great. Just don’t bite unless asked. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What’s the best way to be a good lover?

Find out what you like… And then try it out on them. But be gentle to begin with. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- How can I stop being shy?

By realizing that nobody else really cares what you do… And the way you realize that is by realizing that you don’t really care what anyone else does. The sooner you work that out, the less you care and the less shy you are. Easy. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do people annoy me?

Because people are annoying… And possibly because you are an impatient, bitter and twisted git. But probably not. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What’s your opinion on botox?

It’s a poison. That alone means it can’t be good. There are plenty of other options – use them instead. Just to be clear – I have no problem with vanity, in many ways it’s an essential part of life, as long as it’s connected to health and hygiene and not just simple self-obsession; but [...]

- Why is it so hard to find a girl I like?

I dunno – perhaps you are too picky, or perhaps nobody likes you either… You should change your outlook and just find parts that you like and then move on from there – become a breast man, or a legs man, go for personality, or just a smile – you’d be amazed at the results. [...]