- What’s the best way to stay young?

Refuse to be drawn into everyone else’s ideals. Think for yourself. Make you own opinions. Read www.SmackTherapy.com every day. Exercise. Sexercise. Fantasize. Eat healthy food regularly. Don’t breed too much. Don’t get married. Don’t get married. Don’t get married. Give into temptation… & live within your means. Easy. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I?

Yes. There is only one way to get rid of temptation – yield to it. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I get my Ex back?

The full question: My ex and I split up a year ago and she vowed to never talk to me again. I have tried to contact her via phone and text, but have heard nothing back. How do I get her to talk to me? The answer: Ignore her. And get another girlfriend. She’ll wonder [...]

- Why does my ex-wife hate me so much?

The full question: ‘Why does my ex-wife of 12 years hate me so much? She left me for another man but is now on her own, whereas I have a beautifull new girlfriend!’ The answer: You just answered your own question… She hates you because she feels like a failure. She feels like a failure [...]

- How long do I wait for him to ask?

The full question: ”I am 30 years old and have been with my boyfriend for 3 years now, we have a great relationship and I love him with all my heart, but I don’t think he wants to get married yet and I really do. How long should I wait? Or should I move on?” The [...]

- Do you think I have to be married to have a baby?

Being married doesn’t make you a good parent. But don’t have a baby to trap a man or to find unconditional love – that’s what morons do. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I get a divorce?

Yes. If you have to ask the question, then the answer is yes. That would be yes, get a divorce. And you might as well do it today as it’s the biggest day of the year for Lawyers to be instructed in divorce – bet you didn’t know that. It’s the first Monday after January [...]

- Why are people violent?

If someone has a good point, then they don’t need to be violent to get it across, do they? If they have no point, then they try to beat it into people because they are f*ckin stoopid. And if you stick around to be the object of that violence, then you are f*ckin stoopid too. [...]

- Why am I so bored?

Because you are boring. Or highly intelligent, (which I doubt). But – just because you are not bored, does not mean you are not boring. You might just be a self-centered, self-important, overly ambitious, disorganized tit. See, there’s at least two sides to everything. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is music the food of love?

Sometimes… But who wants the same meal all the time? Try money, humor, kissing, sex, style and freedom – they all work too. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com