The full question: ‘Is depression all in your head, is it all really a disastisfaction with yourself and your life? Or is it really a mental illness which we cannot control?’ The answer: Depression is when everything sucks. Therefore… Depression is the truth. Now that’s depressing… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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The full question: ‘My boyfriend went to a party and lied about smoking and drinking on Valentine’s Day. What should I do?’ The answer: I think the first thing you should do is call the Police and report his appalling misbehavior – it could be a misdemeanor, it might even be a felony. After that [...]

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The full question: “I have been dating this girl for a while and when we first started dating we always stayed at my place, but now her cat is ill and we have to go to hers whenever we stay the night together. I hate her cat, it smells and its hair gets everywhere, plus [...]

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The full question: ‘Me and my boyfriend are 12 years old and we have been together for the last year and we are really in love. He wants to have sex and so do I. Am I too young?’ The answer: Why didn’t this happen to me when I was 12? Because it happened when [...]

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The full question: ‘My girlfriend left me for another guy and now she wants to come back to me. I still love her, but I am really hurt. What should I do?’ The answer: You flippin’ pussy… Keep well away from her. Or I’ll electrocute your crown jewels because you don’t deserve them. Guy Blews [...]

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The full question: ‘I smoke 20 cigarettes a day, at least, and my Doctor said I should quit if I want to be healthy again. What do you think, Dr. Smack? You are, after all, the true Doctor.’ The answer: Why would you want to be healthy? The quicker you die the better. You tit. [...]

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They are a great way to attract a stalker. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Not unless you’re doing it wrong. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Because they can’t quite reach between the rolls of blubber to clean out the filth that has collected there. Because they eat sh*t food and then smell like what they eat. Because they want you to notice them – that’s why they are fat… Any fat person who tells you they like being fat is [...]

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Because they are wasteful. Anorexia is a far more environmentally friendly option. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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