The full question: ‘Me and my boyfriend are 12 years old and we have been together for the last year and we are really in love. He wants to have sex and so do I. Am I too young?’ The answer: Why didn’t this happen to me when I was 12? Because it happened when [...]

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The full question: ‘I have a great connection with Asian girls and I always seem to end up dating them, but I am Jewish and my parents want me to be with a Jewish girl. What should I say to them and what should I do?’ The answer: When your parents start paying for your [...]

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The full question: ‘My girlfriend left me for another guy and now she wants to come back to me. I still love her, but I am really hurt. What should I do?’ The answer: You flippin’ pussy… Keep well away from her. Or I’ll electrocute your crown jewels because you don’t deserve them. Guy Blews [...]

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The full question: ‘I’ve been with my boyfriend for 6 months and the other day after we had been fooling around he said he loved me, but since then he hasn’t said it and when I asked him about it he kind of brushed me off. What’s going on? And why did he say it [...]

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It works the same as any other love. It’s not easy. It’s not permanent. & it is painful. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Say nothing… and then make out with her Mother… in front of her. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Because they have to be monogamous. Monogamous rhymes with monotonous after a few years of bills, babies and boredom. That’s why married people have affairs… But the question should really be – Why do people get married? Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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Stop listening. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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The full question: ‘I have been with my girlfriend for 3 months and she still doesn’t love me. She told me she would never love me. I have money and she is hot, so it’s kind of a good arrangement for us both, but I want her to love me. How can I make her [...]

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Because chicks can be bitches. Because she’s jealous of you. Because you knew she was a f*ck up and you ignored it anyway. And now you’ve learnt your lesson. Don’t forget it. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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