- Is life worth living?

Only if you have lots of great sex… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I kiss a girl?

The full question: ‘I like boys and all my life I have gone for boys, but in my mind kissing a girl isn’t a big deal. I recently found out a friend of mine is bi-sexual and everyone says she flirts with me and truth be told I’m a little interested. Is this wrong of me [...]

- I don’t like oral sex either…

The full question: ‘My girlfriend can only orgasm with a vibrator or with oral, I feel inadequate when she uses a vibrator but I don’t like to give oral to girls, it just grosses me out. What can I do?’ The answer: Turn gay. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I know…?

The full question: ‘Dr. Smack, How do I know if I am gay or straight?’ The answer: If the idea of putting the same sexual organs as you possess in your mouth makes you gag, then you’re straight. If it seems somewhat appealing, then you’re gay. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Have you noticed…?

A rhetorical question: ‘Have you noticed how people with babies and dogs stand around in groups looking at and talking about the relevant child or animal in their midst without ever actually engaging in any type of meaningful conversation?’ The answer: Yes I have, and it annoys the crap out of me. Empty, vacuous, pathetic [...]

- Am I weird?

The full question: ‘I love to watch my girlfriend have sex with other guys. Am I weird?’ The answer: No. You’re a fucking mess. And you might be some sort of gay too… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I find a girlfriend?

The full question: ‘I am a fairly decent looking guy with a good job, but I can’t seem to meet a girl that I connect with. What can I do to change the situation?’ The answer: Pretend you’re gay. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What do you think about gay marriage?

Same as I think about straight marriage. Pointless. But not harmless. “If there was any love, trust or belief in marriage, there would be no need for marriage in the first place” – Marriage & How To Avoid It by Guy Blews Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is being gay wrong?

Only if you’re stupid and/or religious… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My boyfriend won’t go down…

The full question: ‘My boyfriend won’t go down on me, even though I have asked him numerous times. What can I do?’ The answer: Shave. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com