- This girl won’t leave me alone. What do I say to her?

Say nothing… and then make out with her Mother… in front of her. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My friend is always late. What do I do?

Repay the compliment. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My friend told me she doesn’t like me. Help.

The full question: ‘My friend has passed the limits once again. She told me the only reason she is friends with me is because she feels bad about the way other people talk about me, and that I have no friends. I am very forgiving & I miss her so much. Do I forgive her, [...]

- My friends are splitting apart. What can I do?

The full question: ‘My group of friends is splitting apart because three of them don’t get along. We all used to be so close. What can I do?’ The answer: Life is all about change, whether we like it or not. So, get used to it, and learn to enjoy it. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. [...]

- Why am I depressed? And what can I do about it?

You’re depressed because you see the truth. The truth is that most of life sucks. The solution: Realize that it doesn’t matter and only do things you want to do, not the things that are ‘expected’ of you. There is a virtue to selfishness – you have fewer responsibilities and life becomes far more pleasurable. Guy [...]

- My girlfriend threatened suicide if I leave her. Do I stay?

No – do not stay. That’s a cheap threat with one of two outcomes. 1. You leave. She lives. You’re free. 2. You leave. She kills herself. You’re free. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – SmackTherapy.com

- What do I do?

The full question: ‘I don’t like my best friend’s boyfriend; I think he is using her for her money and he is a user – what do I do?’ The answer: Tell her that he has some nasty sexual diseases – he’ll be gone before you know it. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I sleep with my best friend?

If you are bored of your friendship, then yes… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Are women better at cheating?

They are professional grade. They have to be. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is under age sex wrong?

Not if both people are into it… Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com