The full question: My ex and I split up a year ago and she vowed to never talk to me again. I have tried to contact her via phone and text, but have heard nothing back. How do I get her to talk to me? The answer: Ignore her. And get another girlfriend. She’ll wonder [...]
The full question: ‘Why does my ex-wife of 12 years hate me so much? She left me for another man but is now on her own, whereas I have a beautifull new girlfriend!’ The answer: You just answered your own question… She hates you because she feels like a failure. She feels like a failure [...]
The full question: ”I am 30 years old and have been with my boyfriend for 3 years now, we have a great relationship and I love him with all my heart, but I don’t think he wants to get married yet and I really do. How long should I wait? Or should I move on?” The [...]
Being married doesn’t make you a good parent. But don’t have a baby to trap a man or to find unconditional love – that’s what morons do. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com
If someone has a good point, then they don’t need to be violent to get it across, do they? If they have no point, then they try to beat it into people because they are f*ckin stoopid. And if you stick around to be the object of that violence, then you are f*ckin stoopid too. [...]
Sometimes… But who wants the same meal all the time? Try money, humor, kissing, sex, style and freedom – they all work too. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com
If his wife is hot then you should do the honorable thing… At least the baby will still be part of the family blood line. If she’s ugly, then she shouldn’t have kids anyway. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com
Let the cat out of the house for 2 full days. If it comes back you can keep it. If not, problem solved. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com
Tell him you have herpes… and syphilis. That should work. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com
Have an affair… Then you won’t care anymore. Easy. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

