- My girlfriend threatened suicide if I leave her. Do I stay?

No – do not stay. That’s a cheap threat with one of two outcomes. 1. You leave. She lives. You’re free. 2. You leave. She kills herself. You’re free. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – SmackTherapy.com

- Is being gay wrong?

Only if you’re stupid and/or religious… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Are women better at cheating?

They are professional grade. They have to be. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What’s the worst religion?

Abstinence… Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My wife had an affair and I caught her…

The full question: ‘My wife had an affair and I caught her; what should I do? I don’t want to lose her.’ The answer: Step up your game, fool. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- I lost my virginity and my parents don’t know.

Good. (You don’t want to lose your allowance, do you?) Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What’s the point of sex?

Orgasm. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is kissing bad?

The full question: ‘I love kissing my girlfriend, but her Mom has convinced her that she can catch a disease from it and now she doesn’t want to do it so much. Is her Mom right?’ The answer: It’s a bit late now… The only way to build up a resistance to disease is to [...]

- Should I have an affair with a married man?

Sure. Just keep it quiet… And don’t get caught. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- How many is too many?

The full question: ‘I am 18 and I have already had sex with 8 guys… Is that too many?’ The answer: Are you gay … or are you a girl? Quality over quantity for the holiest of holies… and be safe. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com