- How do I get my Ex back?

The full question: My ex and I split up a year ago and she vowed to never talk to me again. I have tried to contact her via phone and text, but have heard nothing back. How do I get her to talk to me? The answer: Ignore her. And get another girlfriend. She’ll wonder [...]

- My boyfriend makes me miserable. What should I do?

Dump him. If one person makes another person unhappy there is only one fool in that equation. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why does my ex-wife hate me so much?

The full question: ‘Why does my ex-wife of 12 years hate me so much? She left me for another man but is now on her own, whereas I have a beautifull new girlfriend!’ The answer: You just answered your own question… She hates you because she feels like a failure. She feels like a failure [...]

- There’s a girl I like but she doesn’t like me. What do I do?

Go with another girl – then you become a viable commodity. Being a desperate loser, waiting for her, hoping she will change her mind, will only creep her out even more. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Do you think I have to be married to have a baby?

Being married doesn’t make you a good parent. But don’t have a baby to trap a man or to find unconditional love – that’s what morons do. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why are people violent?

If someone has a good point, then they don’t need to be violent to get it across, do they? If they have no point, then they try to beat it into people because they are f*ckin stoopid. And if you stick around to be the object of that violence, then you are f*ckin stoopid too. [...]

- Is music the food of love?

Sometimes… But who wants the same meal all the time? Try money, humor, kissing, sex, style and freedom – they all work too. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My brother got married but I think he’s gay. What should I do?

If his wife is hot then you should do the honorable thing… At least the baby will still be part of the family blood line. If she’s ugly, then she shouldn’t have kids anyway. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- I love my cat but my boyfriend doesn’t. What should I do?

Let the cat out of the house for 2 full days. If it comes back you can keep it. If not, problem solved. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- My boyfriend is always away and I miss him. What can I do?

Have an affair… Then you won’t care anymore. Easy. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com