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12.23- My brother got married but I think he’s gay. What should I do?

If his wife is hot then you should do the honorable thing… At least the baby will still be part of the family blood line. If she’s ugly, then she shouldn’t have kids anyway. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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12.22- I love my cat but my boyfriend doesn’t. What should I do?

Let the cat out of the house for 2 full days. If it comes back you can keep it. If not, problem solved. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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12.17- My boyfriend is always away and I miss him. What can I do?

Have an affair… Then you won’t care anymore. Easy. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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12.15- I made a girl pregnant and she wants to keep it. I don’t. What do I do?

Run… I wanted to tell you to punch her really hard in the stomach and then throw her down the stairs, but my Lawyer said I wasn’t allowed to, so I didn’t. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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12.11- I like this girl but she is really erratic about seeing me. What do I do?

Be cool, fool. Let her do what she wants to do. And you do what you want to do. It’s amazing how unavailability pulls people into line – look at you, puppy dog. Now, get on with being a man. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

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