- Should I do yoga?

Do I really have to answer this? Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why does getting drunk feel good?

Because you hate yourself… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Do you think there will ever be world peace?

I hope not… Then all the idiots would be happy. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why are so many people dying?

Because we need them to… Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do old people smell?

Because they are rotting… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is cancer hereditary?

No… it’s a state of mind… a fucked up one. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Where is heaven?

In your girlfriend’s pants… Or someone else’s girlfriend’s pants. Take your pick. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- I want to go to sleep…

Then do it… Even if you are at work or in a restaurant. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I maintain my health?

Eat right. Drink right. Sexercise alot. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Will time heal my pain?

Yes. And so will having sex with someone else. Guy Blews (aka. Dr, Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com