- Should I take viagra?

The full question: ‘I’m a relatively healthy 32 year old man and I do quite well with girls. Recently I have started using viagra because it means that the first time I have sex with a girl she is so impressed because I can go for so long that I have her hooked, even after [...]

- Where have all the good men gone?

Up the bad vaginas… And they don’t want to come back. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I find a girlfriend?

The full question: ‘I am a fairly decent looking guy with a good job, but I can’t seem to meet a girl that I connect with. What can I do to change the situation?’ The answer: Pretend you’re gay. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What’s your motto, Dr. Smack?

The motto of Dr. Smack is: Shut your festering gob you tit, your type really make me puke, you malodorous, vacuous, snotty nosed pervert… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- How long should I wait before we have sex?

The full question: ‘I am 28 years old and I met this guy. We’ve been together for 2 months, I like him but I want him to stay with me. Should I have sex with him now, or wait? I’m afraid that he will go off me if I do it too soon.’ The answer: [...]

- What’s the best way to start having an affair with a married man?

Ask him. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I date older guys?

The full question: ‘I have been crushing on one of my sister’s guy friends. He’s 14 and I’m 12. Even though I’m young I think that I’m mature enough to handle the relationship. What is your thought about dating older guys?’ The answer: It’s essential. Guys are roughly 25% more idiotic than girls (which is [...]

- Why do hot girls have dogs?

The full question: ‘I have noticed on my travels that many of the girls I like, the hot ones, usually seem to have a dog, and it’s always some silly little rat that runs all over the place and yaps. I find it off-putting for a number of reasons, not least the annoyance it causes [...]

- I have sex with my best friend’s Mom. Should I stop?

No. But you should offer him your Mom in return… Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I not hurt his feelings?

The full question: ‘There is this guy that keeps texting me and calling me. What do I say to him to keep him from contacting me without hurting his feelings, I want to still be friends with him.’ The answer: Impossible. So, you have a choice: 1. Do what he wants and hate yourself. 2. Do [...]