- Why am I depressed? And what can I do about it?

You’re depressed because you see the truth. The truth is that most of life sucks. The solution: Realize that it doesn’t matter and only do things you want to do, not the things that are ‘expected’ of you. There is a virtue to selfishness – you have fewer responsibilities and life becomes far more pleasurable. Guy [...]

- My girlfriend threatened suicide if I leave her. Do I stay?

No – do not stay. That’s a cheap threat with one of two outcomes. 1. You leave. She lives. You’re free. 2. You leave. She kills herself. You’re free. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – SmackTherapy.com

- Are old men better lovers?

Depends what you are looking for, I guess. It won’t hurt as much, that’s for sure! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Are celebrities good role models?

For being a drug-addled, weak-willed, self-entitled, self-righteous, simple tit? Yes. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- What do I do?

The full question: ‘I don’t like my best friend’s boyfriend; I think he is using her for her money and he is a user – what do I do?’ The answer: Tell her that he has some nasty sexual diseases – he’ll be gone before you know it. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I date for money or love?

Neither. Date for good sex and affection… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I sleep with my best friend?

If you are bored of your friendship, then yes… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- If a guy doesn’t try, is that a no…

Yes. Smack! Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Are women better at cheating?

They are professional grade. They have to be. Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com

- Are muslims evil?

Not particularly – fundamentalists, of any religion are evil… Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) – www.SmackTherapy.com